Yesterday my girlfriend made me go to the mall with her. I really hate when she makes me do this, because all I ever end up doing is wandering around the store while she looks at just about every dress in the whole building. I mean, how many items can you really look at throughout the course of the day. For instance, when we were looking at girls robes she must have tried on 15 of them. And then you know what she did, she didn’t even buy one. Why would you try on that many if you weren’t seriously considering picking one up? There were many that looked really good on her, but she thought that each one of them made her look fat.
Then just to be nice, she decided to buy me some new men’s pajamas. But the only reason she did this was because she didn’t like the ones that I usually wear. She said they were too old and that they smelled really bad. As soon as we got home I told her that would be the last time that I’d ever accompany her to a mall. This led to a really huge fight and then we broke up.